Eminem Speaking
Hahahaha
Hey yo, 50!
What I tell you?
We ain't even have to say shit.
They did it.
Ha-ha

Chorus
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Monkey see, monkey do.
Don't ever make the first move.

Just let 'em come to you
Cause they always see and do
What the other one do.

So let them come to you
The rest will just follow suit.
Monkey see, monkey do.

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum.
If they really want it bad enough
Well then they gon' come.

Now here they come like we expected
Now we just set them up
Check mate, motherfucker! Game's over, we won!
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum!
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Doesn't take much
For me to raise such a stake up.

When motherfuckers hate your guts
You ain't even gotta say much.

For me to put a pen to a blank sheet of papers
Like smeerin' blood stains with a paint brush.

I can't explain what it is my brain does.
But however it works it's insane, it's plain nuts!
And it ain't just my brain is dangerous.
It's a whole combination of things, it takes nuts!

And i'm not afraid to raise the stakes up.
I got a million bucks in the bank and eight trucks.

For anybody who gets on a track and spanks us.
I'm patiently waiting for the day, I'm anxious
To see the look on your fake mugs
When you thugs go bankrupt.
You're drunk, you ain't tough.

Whatever you drank must of just turned you into some gangstas.
This is me talking motherfucker! This ain't drugs.

You wanna pop shit, wake up then make up.
Fuck that! It's too late chump! Now face up.

I pray for the day
That someone who spits with the calliber
That Nas and Jay does
Opens up his jaw to say something to rattle my name off.

Or rattle the first thing from the top of his brain off.
So I can blow the fucking dust off of this chainsaw.
Give 'em the surgery that he came for
'Till I pull the pain off.

I never been shot.
But I think me and 50 must have been cut from the same cloth
Cause i've always came off
Like Ja's chain.
When they tried to rush him in large
They came back and gave him a watch in exchange for it.

I don't stop, only thing that I wait for
Is the day that I ain't gotta report to probate court.

Cause I'ma give you all the reason to hate more
Cause I've been holding my tounge
'Till I got a sprained jaw.

A lot of rappers on my list that just ain't Ja
And I'ma read that motherfucker off come April.

You pussies think I went soft cause 8 Mile.
When I come back I'ma be shooting more than just paint balls.
Trust Me!

Chorus
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Monkey see, monkey do.
Don't ever make the first move.

Just let 'em come to you
Cause they always gonna see and do
What the other one do.

So let them come to you
The rest will just follow suit.
Monkey see, monkey do.

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum.
If they really want it bad enough
Well then they gon' come.

Now here they come like we expected
Now we just set them up
Check mate, motherfucker! Game's over, we won!
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum!
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Fucking dummies!
This ain't chess, you playing motherfucking checkers.

This shit is all day man, it's too easy.

We playing chess, you playing checkers.
You about to get your motherfucking asses jumped.
Fucking punks!

And by the way,
We ain't just talkin' to one person.

We're talking to every motherfucking body
Who wants to bring it.
Cause we bringing it to anybody who wants to bring it...
So bring it!

Don't pick up the ball if you don't wanna play man.
It's all fucked up now.

The fuck I'm supposed to do now? Huh?
The fuck I'm supposed to do? Ha