I'm a boy named Harry both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin in the ghetto earnin' wizard street cred
In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties,
My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties

Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy
Buckbeak is my Freak 'cuz she makes me feel dirty

I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers
I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man
I can't wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!

Chorus
MY NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy

When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone
So I Hufflepuff the chronic till I'm Sorcerer's Stoned
At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak
For the Order of the Phoenix I'll take fries and a coke

I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans
I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings
The Muggles all see me as a nifty gent
But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...

A evil spell can cause a bad reaction
Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson
I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the hood carousin,
Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000

Chorus
MY NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy

Water skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough
Down on the carpet eatin' burgers like Hasslehoff
I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies

I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie
Got this bitchin' gear from Fubu and it's super-fly
A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads,
Galleon gold in my grills, extensions in my dreads

The ladies all love me cause I look so fine
I be poppin out more babies than Federline
2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb
A dime bag of floo-powder then get back to the crib

A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool
One sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul

Chorus
MY NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", You see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy

In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood
He uses magic powers for the forces of good
He eradicates evil, he protects the poor
And I get a little, on my Dumbledore.