Call yourself a romantic
Let me explain
Been Across the whole Atlantic
And back again
I had it with your antics
Your childish games
Baby
I call your number twice
But it rang and rang
Against my best friends advice
I should be ashamed
(You) Did it to me once
You?ll do it again
So she says

Love long distance
Is testing me trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now
Love long distance
Is testing me trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now

Heard it through the bass line
Not much longer would you be my baby

Work yourself into a panic
Bent outta shape
And then take me for granted
Like nothings changed
All my friends are asking
Why you?re that way
But I can?t explain
Why I call your number twice
And / but it rang and rang
Against my best friends advice
I should be ashamed
You did it to me once
You?ll do it again
She promises

Love long distance
Is testing me trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now
You?re making me crazy
The way that you?ve been acting lately
I need more of your assistance now

Breaking Up or Breaking Down
When I need you, you can?t be found
I want someone who?s around for me
Does it have to be so complicated?
Either way I?m devastated
I could use a little comforting

Love long distance
Is testing me trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now
Love long distance
Is testing me trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now

Love, love, love, love
I need some assistance now
(And) I will Thank you for your cooperation
(And) I will Thank you for your cooperation
(And) I will Thank you for your cooperation
Stop playing with me.